A student wearing a mask and carrying a gun was arrested on the campus of St. John’s University. His lawyer explained that the man carried a weapon simply because he was a schizophrenic who feared for his life. He wore a mask simply because he was a Mets fan. The Read more…
Here is what I recently wrote for the show Late Net with Ray Ellin, broadcast monthly over the Internet. OJ Simpson arrested again:An audio tape was released of the actual robbery. If you listen carefully, you can actually hear the distinct sound of stand-up comics dusting off their OJ bits. Read more…
A Chinese restaurant in New York was cited for health code violations after an employee was caught stomping garlic with his boots while preparing a meal. The incident raises some alarming concerns…such as, what kind of person gives a cat the name Garlic? The wife of NBA referee Tim Donaghy Read more…
According to PETA, a variety of meatless menu options at Citizens Bank Park makes the Philadelphia Phillies the #1 vegetarian-friendly team in all of pro sports. The distinction would have gone to the Buffalo Bills after judges saw so many vegetarians in the stands. But they later realized…wait, that’s not Read more…
President Bush’s daughter Jenna became engaged to her boyfriend Henry Hager. The couple says they have not decided on when they’ll start a family, but Baby Hager may not be far off if their stance on pulling out is anything like her father’s. Teacher-astronaut Barbara Morgan is readjusting to gravity Read more…