Columns

A Farewell to Greetings?

The other day I received an email that began “Greetings!” The message wasn’t marked as spam, which is surprising. You’d think the word “Greetings!” would be a dead giveaway, especially with an exclamation point. It may as have said, “Hello from a Nigerian prince.” I don’t know anyone who uses Read more…

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A Super Duper Christmas

One of my favorite toys as a kid was a little something called a “Super Duper Double Looper Slot Car Racetrack”. As you can imagine, it was awesome. I spent countless hours racing Hot Wheels cars around a plastic track so massive and noisy my mom thought Tyco was in Read more…

Columns

New ESPN Event

This time of year, kids throughout the northeast are counting the money they earned shoveling snow. But they better not rest during the offseason, because someday–next winter even–snow shoveling could be a sport on ESPN. And that’s when the big money pours in. Let’s face it. As the “worldwide leader Read more…

Topical Insights

Baseball Jokes Sept 10

Farmers in New Brunswick immortalized Joe Bautista’s famous bat flip by mowing it into a cornfield. Not to be outdone, farmers in Kansas City mowed into a cornfield an image of Bautista watching the World Series on TV. After a game last week, Mike Trout was involved in a car Read more…