The Red Sox won the World Series on Wednesday after a long, hard-fought victory over Barbasol. Florida police arrested a man who had a crack pipe with a Cialis pill packed inside. They first became suspicious when they saw the man light up the pipe while in the middle of Read more…
A British couple that was arrested for possessing more than 38,000 dollars worth of marijuana told a judge that it was not for them but was an offering to the Hindu god Shiva, who they said is a lazy god who won’t get off the couch and find a job. Read more…
More than 9500 people in New Jersey set a new world record for the largest gathering of people dressed like zombies. To be fair, though, it was a Monday at the Jersey City DMV. A new international study of adults in the labor force shows that Americans fall below the Read more…
New research suggests that overweight people are at an increased risk of getting throat cancer if they wear their belts too tight. Or as Michael Douglas calls it, “the boring way”. Ann Romney, the wife of former Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, has written a new cookbook. It’s for people who Read more…
In a crusade against Obamacare this week, Texas Senator Ted Cruz attempted to delay a vote on the budget by speaking on the Senate floor for more than 22 hours without a bathroom break. Which made him the first politician to literally be more full of it than the others. Read more…