The US was hit with record cold temperatures this weekend. Even worse, it was revealed that Old Man Winter got in simply by saying he was a guest at the White House. President Obama on Tuesday promised that further steps would be taken to toughen airline security in the wake Read more…
I saw the movie “Brothers”. Very misleading. The entire cast is white. A scientist in Britain claims that angels found on top of Christmas trees could never actually fly because their wings aren’t strong enough. Oh, and they have a tree coming out of their butt. There’s also that. A Read more…
This week President Obama held his first White House Hanukkah party. He plans on hosting a White House Christmas party as well, but only after security blocks the chimney from any party crashers. The latest woman to be linked to Tiger Woods is Teresa Rogers, who is over 40 years Read more…
General Stanley McChrystal, the top US commander in Afghanistan, testified before Congress that the he didn’t view July 2011 as “a deadline” to remove troops from the country. That’s simply the army’s “Best If Used By” date. During his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech on Thursday, President Obama said that Read more…
One of the balloons in the Macy’s Parade was Shrek. It’s especially unique this year because it’s the only green thing whose butt isn’t stuck to Al Gore’s lips. There was also a balloon that looked like the werewolf from New Moon, but it turned about a close-up of Donald Read more…