Mitt Romney has collected over $70,000 from NBA owners and executives. It’s a huge shock. Usually they pay a lot less for guys who can’t go left. It was revealed that on a trip to Israel last year, Rep. Kevin Yoder of Kansas went swimming in the nude in the Read more…
Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan was announced as Mitt Romney’s running mate. And then Chris Christie ate him. Many voters approve of Paul Ryan’s tight fiscal principles. Those who don’t like it…anyone who’s with him when the bar tab comes. Paul Ryan is known for leading other congressmen in P-90-X classes. Read more…
In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court upheld Obamacare. As you can imagine, there have been various reactions: President Obama said that he looks forward to the Dictionary adding another definition for “tax”. Joe Biden said he’s happy that he can longer be refused coverage for his pre-existing foot-in-mouth condition. Read more…
An Ohio man this week attempted to set a new world record by fist pumping for 17 hours straight, breaking the old record by over 16 hours and 59 minutes. Mitt Romney, in a commencement speech at Liberty University, said that marriage should be between one man and one woman. Read more…
Mitt Romney on Thursday apologized for “dumb things” he did in high school, after it was reported that he would bully other students. So perhaps karma can explain that the guy who used to give wedgies now looks like he always has one. The Avengers movie broke the record for Read more…