Wendy’s has named Kerrii Anderson its CEO and president. The company only wanted Anderson to be CEO, but the extra weight of president was added after they factored in the trans fat. Three of four South Carolina students passed their high school exit exam this year. One of four students Read more…
The number of liquor licenses in Boston is not keeping up with the city’s rising population. As a result, hundreds of local bars and restaurants are forced to stay dry. “It’s bad for business. Without liquor, nobody needs me,” said a bartender near Fenway Park. “Ditto,” said a fat chick. Read more…
When boarding an airplane, it is now illegal to bring things like hair gel, teeth whitener, mascara, suntan lotion, moisturizer, and face cream. Come to think of it, Ryan Seacrest could be a terrorist. In North Carolina, thousands of driver’s license photos were severely smudged because of a defective solution Read more…
Macon, Georgia recently celebrated the 10th annual festival that serves as an Olympic spoof, featuring events like bobbing for pig’s feet and toilet lid tossing. They call it the “Redneck Games.” Arkansas calls it “Tuesdays”. Radio Shack announced that it named corporate makeover expert Julian Day as chief executive, hoping Read more…
Alice Tillinghast, a 102-year-old Red Sox fan, is slated to throw out the first pitch at Boston’s Fenway Park in late June. She told reporters that she attributes her long life to reading, prayer, and hardcore steroids. Spencer Pickard, the federal air marshal who blew his cover by appearing on Read more…