Mike Huckabee officially dropped out of the Presidential race. To make sure the media noticed him, he made the announcement dressed as Brett Favre. John Edwards is not officially endorsing anyone for President yet. He said he's split, which, he pointed out, is most certainly not like the ends of Read more…
A beagle named Uno won best in show at the Westminster Dog Show. He was so excited about the announcement, he went numero dos on the carpet. Hillary Clinton is reeling after 10 straight losses. One more and they're going to ship her "President Hillary" t-shirts to Nicaragua. Two L.A. Read more…
California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is endorsing John McCain for President. How ironic that the guy who made “Jingle All the Way” is endorsing a man who opposes torture. When asked what quality was most appealing to California voters, most said experience. Then Charlie Sheen added, “We’re talking about hookers, right?” Read more…
After winning in South Carolina, Barack Obama said that he didn’t see a white South Carolina or a black South Carolina, just South Carolina. The media praised his message . . . Then they broke down the vote by racial lines. After losing, Hillary Clinton called Obama to congratulate him. Read more…
ESPN will televise a par 3 contest from the Masters. To be clear, they told John Daly that it’s still golf they’re talking about here. One remaining space for a Super Bowl ad was purchased by monster.com, a job finding site that expects to be flooded with visits from Jets Read more…