It was recently revealed that Tea Party member Christine O’Donnell, the Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware, admitted in the 1990s that she once “dabbled in witchcraft”. Only back then they called it, “home remedies without health insurance”. A woman in Louisiana last week stripped naked and stole a taxi Read more…
President Obama said his administration is in a “wrestling match” with Republicans in Congress. Then, as if finally getting permission, John Boehner slammed a steel chair over Nancy Pelosi’s head. The minister in Gainesville, FL who threatened to burn Qurans on 9/11 called off the service. Now the controversy is Read more…
Chicago Mayor Richard Daley stunned everyone when he announced he will not run for re-election. He cited his wife’s cancer as a primary reason, but also noted his interest in showing the Cubs that there’s no shame in quitting early. A pastor at a Florida church is encouraging his congregation Read more…
A poll shows that 7 out of 10 New Yorkers want the Ground Zero mosque to be built in a different location. Preferably where the Mets play. An art dealer in New York City lost a $1.3 million painting while drunk on the town. Meanwhile, somewhere in Queens, there’s a Read more…
The last U.S. combat brigade left Iraq this week. The country apparently is indeed becoming Americanized — U.S. troops left after four douchey bouncers walked around yelling, “Let’s go! Drink ‘em up! You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here! Make your way to the exits, people!” Read more…