SNL Jokes Week #1

In a crusade against Obamacare this week, Texas Senator Ted Cruz attempted to delay a vote on the budget by speaking on the Senate floor for more than 22 hours without a bathroom break. Which made him the first politician to literally be more full of it than the others. Read more…

Bats to the Future

My friends and I often wonder about time travel. How cool it would be to go back and change various events. I wonder that as a fan of history. Some of my friends just wonder it in general, then gloomily excuse themselves to take a call from their wives. No, Read more…

Topical Jokes May #3

President Obama held a press conference during the past week of scandals and asked, “Sooo…anyone else up for a hurricane?” A new report reveals that some families are hiring disabled tour guides when visiting Disney theme parks to help them avoid long lines and use the handicapped entrances. Which may Read more…