President Obama’s approval rating has dropped to an all-time low of 48%. So he invited 52% of America over for a beer. President Obama told reporters that, while it’s a “clever term,” his meeting with Henry Gates and James Crowley was not a “Beer Summit". Ironically, however, when referring to Read more…
In an interview on ABC’s “Nightline,” President Obama says that he has gone from praying nightly before bed to praying all the time. "Ditto", said Mets fans. Jerusalem’s Wailing Wall – a religious place where people can leave their prayers – now has its own Twitter page where people Read more…
The Obama administration announced they will distribute his high profile foreign speeches by using text messages, social networking sites and bike messengers. Basically every reliable mode of delivery available, which is anything besides his pitching arm. The President's first pitch before the All Star Game was way out of Read more…
Chase Your Dreams, Unless You Dream About Tornadoes Death and taxes. Those are the certainties we face. Certainties, but most of us try to avoid them whenever possible. Have you ever heard of someone running after the IRS at high speeds? Or volunteering to pay a cashier twice the tax, Read more…
Michael Jackson's memorial service was held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. His lawyers will now try to settle his estate by pressing an "Easy" button. Sources say that Michael Jackson showed signs of IV drug use. Sure enough, he had marks on his arm, syringes in his house, Read more…