General Stanley McChrystal, the top US commander in Afghanistan, testified before Congress that the he didn’t view July 2011 as “a deadline” to remove troops from the country. That’s simply the army’s “Best If Used By” date. During his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech on Thursday, President Obama said that Read more…
One of the balloons in the Macy’s Parade was Shrek. It’s especially unique this year because it’s the only green thing whose butt isn’t stuck to Al Gore’s lips. There was also a balloon that looked like the werewolf from New Moon, but it turned about a close-up of Donald Read more…
The jokes below are some of my personal favorites of what I submitted last week to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. A spokesperson for Playgirl said this week that Levi Johnston recently posed for the online magazine, but he did not give them full Read more…
Since when did werewolves spend so much time on their abs? I haven’t been going to the movies lately but according to the promo I keep seeing, that’s how it is now. Wolf people howling at the moon in between sets of planks and crunches. I bet vampires still drink Read more…
The following jokes were some of my favorites that I submitted last week to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. It was reported this week that the unemployment rate for teenagers has soared to 27.6 percent. Ah, kids. They grow up so fast. The Dow Read more…