It was announced that the Food and Drug Administration (a.k.a. Miami Vice in labcoats) may pass a ban on energy drinks that contain both alcohol and caffeine. That’s bad news for manufacturers…and for college kids who like to party like truckers. Four states have already banned such drinks, including Utah. Read more…
President Obama on Sunday told Republicans that the era of “just say no” is over. Unless the question is “Will you please leave, Mrs. Pelosi?” George W. Bush on Tuesday broke ground on his Presidential Library in Dallas. According to his personal blueprints, there’s a way in, but there’s not Read more…
Voters across America were angry at sitting politicians, and they showed it the old fashioned way. Which I guess means that men yelled at the TV and women gave Washington the silent treatment. Christine O’Donnell lost her bid for US Senator in Delaware. But she did receive a “Distinguished Alumni” Read more…
After a recent show in New York, I met a girl at the bar. “I really liked your show. You have a different sense of humor.” Not wanting to leave a compliment hanging, I reciprocated. “Thank you! Glad you had fun. You have nice dimples.” Then things turned sour. “Are Read more…
Halloween Weekend in the NFL Buffalo Bills fans were seen on Halloween dressed as mythical entities: Bigfoot, space aliens, and the Lombardi Trophy. Brett Favre really got into the Halloween spirit. He was overheard asking a female reporter if she liked bobbing for “apples”. Zombie fans gathered in Texas to Read more…