Topical Jokes February #1

Police in New York are searching for a bald man who stole Rogaine from a local pharmacy. They’re calling the sketch composite the “before” picture. A pastor from Virginia has created a new diet called “Bod4God,” in which he urges people to lose weight for Jesus. It’s the best plan Read more…

Oval Office Locker Room

Got to be honest. I love sports, but I don’t care much for the NBA, where players think good defense is reserved for divorce court. Some NBA stories, however, are harder to ignore than a four-step travel. Take, for instance, Mikhail Prokhorov. He’s the majority owner of the New Jersey Read more…

SNL Jokes for Jan 14

This past Sunday people in New York took part in the annual “No Pants Subway Ride.” Followed by the more popular “Lysol Monday”. According to a new report from the Centers for Disease Control, for the first time in 45 years, homicide is no longer among the top 15 leading Read more…

SNL and sports jokes for 1/7

Newt Gingrich said this week that he was “Romney-boated” in Iowa with the immense amount of negative ads that were run against him. Thankfully, nobody was HermanCain-boated, which entails getting poked by his dinghy. Jim Bob Duggar, the father of the 19 member family from the TLC reality show, endorses Read more…

2012 Resolutions

Usually at this time of the year, we make promises to ourselves that read like Kim Jong Il’s trumped up bio. Then somewhere around January 10, when the hangover wears off, we review that list. That’s when we utter what North Koreans do after they defect and see Kim’s resume…. Read more…