New Year…time for new Resolutions!! Many people think that making resolutions is annoying. They say that setting goals and not meeting them only leads to disappointment and frustration. Ridiculous. They’re called “New Year Resolutions”, not “The Whole Year Resolutions”. I plan on making goals that can be met in January. Read more…
While in Raleigh, NC earlier this month, the comedy club wanted me to do a TV appearance on a local morning show. The show was “on location” at the mall, which is a fancy way of saying that their camera truck was taking up three parking spaces and pissing off Read more…
President Obama on Monday announced that he had reached a compromise with Republicans that will extend Bush-era tax cuts across the board for both the middle-class and the starting lineup for the New York Yankees. President Obama on Monday defended his compromise deal with Republicans that would extend Bush-era tax Read more…
After posting secret government documents, the website WikiLeaks claimed to suffer an electronic attack causing most people to find its contents “unreadable”. As a result, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is now being charged with plagiarizing Sarah Palin’s book. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was added to Interpol’s most wanted list Tuesday Read more…
The last U.S. combat brigade left Iraq this week. The country apparently is indeed becoming Americanized — U.S. troops left after four douchey bouncers walked around yelling, “Let’s go! Drink ‘em up! You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here! Make your way to the exits, people!” Read more…