Entertainment News: Rap artist T-Pain got five BET Award nominations. However, he's expected to lose five times to T-Advil. Hannah Montana is debuting her new song, "7 Things". She got the title from looking at her dad's recent job application and replacing the word "Eleven" with the word "Things". Read more…
Hillary Clinton spent time campaigning in Gastonia, NC. With fuel prices so high, however, she renamed the city "Ethanol-tonia". Barack Obama held a social gathering at a roller-skating rink in Indiana. He admits that he may lose some support from local Star Trek fans, because at one point it will Read more…
Politics:Defense Secretary Robert Gates got choked up while addressing cadets at West Point. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton teared up while addressing the graduates of Hogwarts. Many are wondering if exhaustion is setting in for the Presidential candidates. Barack Obama looks so tired, he just picked up support from conservative voters who Read more…
The author of the "Harry Potter Encyclopedia" broke down and cried on the witness stand. This was after someone asked him, "Have you ever kissed a girl?" Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the "D.C. Madam", was found guilty of running a high-end escort service. She can pick up her sentence from the Read more…
Two sisters in Virginia sold an Illinois-shaped corn flake on eBay for $1,350. Since the girls are blonde, they'll now try to sell their Wyoming-shaped Chex Mix. More and more truckers are slowing down to save fuel. They're also slowing down because their final destination is New Jersey, and Read more…