Gas prices have surpassed $4 a gallon. To explain the spike, Exxon/Mobil said that it has to recoup its loss after betting on Big Brown. Flood waters in Indiana soaked the state last week. Officials knew the problem was serious when John Mellencamp's new song just featured him gurgling. Officials Read more…
The mastermind of 9/11 says that he would rather be put to death. This was in response to the question, "Would you like to see the Sex and the City movie?" Michelle Obama is slated to be a guest host on "The View" later this month. And if her Read more…
Nancy Pelosi said that if the Democratic race doesn't resolve itself soon, she's ready to step in. Then Bill Clinton vomited after envisioning history's most unattractive threesome. A girl's father in Michigan bought her a new car for her perfect attendance in school. But to punish her for failing economics, Read more…
Drug companies are giving more to Democrats than Republicans . . . Hillary Clinton will now ask Pfizer to give Viagra to her delegate count. A biotech company in California plans to clone dogs. A spokesperson said that if this catches on, Kentucky may turn polygamist. Todd Davis, the pitchman Read more…
Gas prices have surpassed $4 a gallon. To explain the spike, Exxon/Mobil said that it has to recoup its loss after betting on Big Brown. Flood waters in Indiana soaked the state last week. Officials knew the problem was serious when John Mellencamp's new song just featured him gurgling. Officials Read more…