Disgraced former Representative Eric Massa on Tuesday admitted that he did grope a male staffer, but insisted that it was just during a tickle fight. One thing’s for sure: health care will never be reformed when the people in charge believe the words “grope” and “tickle” are interchangeable. A pet Read more…
Doctors say that Dick Cheney suffered his fifth heart attack, but it was mild and he is recovering. The next day, noting too much obstruction in politics to meet goals, the Grim Reaper resigned. The US Olympic team won the medal count at a Winter Games for the first time Read more…
President Obama on Monday proposed ending NASA’s return-to-the-moon program. Before the plug is pulled, NASA will radically speed up another trip to the moon by replacing all rocket boosters with Toyota gas pedals. Andrew Young, the former aide to John Edwards, said this week that the sex tape he has Read more…
A new report shows that the recession has resulted in an increase in liquor sales. Alcohol distributors said, “This recession is the best thing to happen to us.” “Ditto,” said fat chicks. The Saints are in the Super Bowl for the first time ever. But it’s only official, of course, Read more…
Tiger Woods is reportedly in rehab for sex addiction. Only he calls it, “a scouting trip”. Ted Kennedy’s vacant Senate seat has been filled by Republican Scott Brown. With uber-liberal Massachusetts now leaning to the right, President Obama will do what he has to do…change the name of the country Read more…