According to a new study only 2.5 percent of teenagers admit to sexting or emailing naked images of themselves online. “Yay! That means most teenagers are potential customers!” said a very desperate US Postal Service. It was revealed this week that Newt Gingrich is a member of an exclusive golf Read more…
Democrats on Monday released a new campaign video called “Mitt V. Mitt,” which calls Mitt Romney a “flip-flopper” and says he is “two men trapped in one body.” If you would like to see the video, we strongly advise that you do not google the phrase “two men trapped in Read more…
In hopes of finding a new source of revenue, North Korea this week opened its borders to limited tour groups, however tourists cannot bring mobile devices, they must restrict their movement and have to avoid even the most casual contact with daily life. North Korea’s new name: “Disneyland for Grampa”. Read more…
In a statement on her blog this week Kim Kardashian addressed her divorce saying “I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this.” Now that she cleared that up, she can get back to defending why she’s famous. Several pundits are questioning whether Rick Perry was Read more…
At the GOP debate on Tuesday, Herman Cain’s Republican rivals called his 9-9-9 tax plan “unrealistic” and “inadequate”. Little did they know, by using those words, they summoned Beetlejuice Ralph Nader. After solid performances in the GOP debates and a lead in the polls, many Republicans are coming to view Read more…