So we’re involved with Libya but not seriously involved. Say what? It’s so confusing. Libya is like a hot fat chick. We want to mess around with her, but we’re not comfortable admitting it to anyone. “Involved but not really”. That’s something a dude says when confronted about an ex-girlfriend. Read more…
Well here we are again. It’s time for March Madness. It’s a special time when people can throw around terms like dance, bubbles, slippers, and sweet 16 without being labeled a weirdo MTV groupie. Since I love this time of year, I’ve put together a list of tidbit info for Read more…
On a recent trip home to Nashville, my big brother Paul and I took his border collie Xena for a walk. It wasn’t long before Paul bragged that border collies are “the rocket scientists of dogs”. Wow. That’s saying a lot, because I don’t know any human being rocket scientists Read more…
New Year…time for new Resolutions!! Many people think that making resolutions is annoying. They say that setting goals and not meeting them only leads to disappointment and frustration. Ridiculous. They’re called “New Year Resolutions”, not “The Whole Year Resolutions”. I plan on making goals that can be met in January. Read more…
While in Raleigh, NC earlier this month, the comedy club wanted me to do a TV appearance on a local morning show. The show was “on location” at the mall, which is a fancy way of saying that their camera truck was taking up three parking spaces and pissing off Read more…