During the NRA convention a Texas man purchased a lifetime NRA membership for his 3 year granddaughter, making her the group’s youngest member ever. But ironically, the oldest member with a tricycle gun rack. Buffalo Bills defensive end Mario Williams has filed a lawsuit against his former fiancée demanding the Read more…
Federal investigators this week said that the ricin-tainted letters mailed to the president were sent by a Wayne Newton impersonator in Mississippi who was trying to frame a rival Elvis impersonator, suddenly making “ricin” the third most disturbing thing about that story. It was reported this week that Saudi Arabian Read more…
A man in Argentina was surprised to discover that the toy poodles he bought from an outdoor market were actually ferrets that were given steroids to appear bigger. He became suspicious when he told them to fetch and instead, they won seven Tour de Frances. A prop phaser rifle once Read more…
Rutgers University fired men’s basketball coach Mike Rice after video was released of him throwing balls at players and using homophobic slurs. In other words, someone really wants to be dodgeball coach for the Boy Scouts. A new website has launched called “Chargerback” which helps people who have left items Read more…
Mitt Romney this week criticized President Obama’s handling of the budget sequester and said he wishes he were there to fix it. He tried, of course, but is reminded each time that he’s programmed to “Read Only”. Workers at a gold mine in Australia were fired recently after they recorded Read more…