Drug enforcement agents busted several Delta Airlines baggage handlers involved in a large drug operation. Luggage containing illegal narcotics were shipped to New York, where handlers at JFK would intercept them before getting to customs. Delta officials never suspected a problem because bags, as usual, were being redirected to the Read more…
It’s been a while since the knee injury, so time to follow up. The MRI confirmed that I ruptured my patella tendon. “Patella”, by the way, is a Latin word that means “If you hate pain, don’t rupture this”. Surgery was needed, so I called my surgeon friend Kaveh in Read more…
A student wearing a mask and carrying a gun was arrested on the campus of St. John’s University. His lawyer explained that the man carried a weapon simply because he was a schizophrenic who feared for his life. He wore a mask simply because he was a Mets fan. The Read more…
Here is what I recently wrote for the show Late Net with Ray Ellin, broadcast monthly over the Internet. OJ Simpson arrested again:An audio tape was released of the actual robbery. If you listen carefully, you can actually hear the distinct sound of stand-up comics dusting off their OJ bits. Read more…
There’s a common piece of advice that simply suggests, “When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.” I’ve always thought that was an uplifting message, until yesterday when life bypassed the lemon distribution and instead handed me a massive knee injury during a basketball game. See photo. I’m not even sure Read more…