Tiger Woods is reportedly in rehab for sex addiction. Only he calls it, “a scouting trip”. Ted Kennedy’s vacant Senate seat has been filled by Republican Scott Brown. With uber-liberal Massachusetts now leaning to the right, President Obama will do what he has to do…change the name of the country Read more…
The US was hit with record cold temperatures this weekend. Even worse, it was revealed that Old Man Winter got in simply by saying he was a guest at the White House. President Obama on Tuesday promised that further steps would be taken to toughen airline security in the wake Read more…
It’s that time of year again, kids. Here are my resolutions for 2010: Love and forgive like there’s no tomorrow. Better yet, get Visa to do that. Come to terms that “going green” should not apply to the walls of my shower. Fit 7 jack-o-lanterns into 22 others to make Read more…
I saw the movie “Brothers”. Very misleading. The entire cast is white. A scientist in Britain claims that angels found on top of Christmas trees could never actually fly because their wings aren’t strong enough. Oh, and they have a tree coming out of their butt. There’s also that. A Read more…
This week President Obama held his first White House Hanukkah party. He plans on hosting a White House Christmas party as well, but only after security blocks the chimney from any party crashers. The latest woman to be linked to Tiger Woods is Teresa Rogers, who is over 40 years Read more…