With the Masters golf tournament now over, I felt compelled to read up on the history of this storied event. As a sports fan, I was blown away by some little known facts. Did you know… The champion of course gets to don the famous green jacket. What most people Read more…
The media in North Korea has been reporting that the track suits worn by their leader Kim Jong Il have become fashion hits around the world. Which only fuels the theory that North Korea is enriching uranium for a Hot Tub Time Machine. Tiger Woods created a stir at the Read more…
I saw my hero the other day. It was in a crowded restaurant. He was about 85 years old and he sat about two tables away from mine, where he read the paper, sipped coffee, and farted repeatedly without an ounce of shame. “Pfoopt-pfoopt”. Like a cap gun on the Read more…
Disgraced former Representative Eric Massa on Tuesday admitted that he did grope a male staffer, but insisted that it was just during a tickle fight. One thing’s for sure: health care will never be reformed when the people in charge believe the words “grope” and “tickle” are interchangeable. A pet Read more…
The sporting world has been bustling lately. The U.S. hockey team lost gold in the Olympics in what went down as the 1,000th thing more exciting than curling. It’s no surprise that Canada has better hockey players than us. What surprises me is that we’re not a permanent powerhouse in Read more…