Just when you thought those shorts were enough to disgrace cycling, here comes Floyd Landis. He dropped a bombshell by admitting to using performance-enhancing drugs, but let’s face it, he would have more credibility these days if his last name were Lohan. He’s been lying to the sports world for Read more…
Britain’s new Prime Minister David Cameron, who is 43, became the country’s youngest head of state in nearly 200 years. He assured England that his age is not an issue, then he conducted an opinion poll asking “Do you like me? Check yes or no.” The Republican Party on Wednesday Read more…
Scientists in Kazakhstan have invented the world’s first “pork detector.” It’s the perfect gift for hardcore Jews, Muslims, and beergogglers. The Obama Administration this week blamed the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico on BP. Or as Joe Biden calls them, B “F” P. Times Square in New York Read more…
President Obama made a surprise announcement on Tuesday that he would be coming to New York City this week to make his case for reforming Wall Street. Furthermore, when city officials watched video of his first pitch, they asked him to start for the Mets. A senior Iranian cleric says Read more…
An artist in Canada is creating porn for the blind by turning nude photos into raised images. An ungrateful blind community said, “How do you think we got like this in the first place?” Record high pollen counts are giving Southeastern states the worst allergy season in years. For the Read more…