So we’re involved with Libya but not seriously involved. Say what? It’s so confusing. Libya is like a hot fat chick. We want to mess around with her, but we’re not comfortable admitting it to anyone. “Involved but not really”. That’s something a dude says when confronted about an ex-girlfriend. Read more…
President Obama said that he’s thinking hard about Wisconsin. Which means he picked the Badgers to reach the Sweet 16. The White House said “it was very appropriate” for the President to fill out a basketball tournament bracket. Asking Dick Vitale to be press secretary for March? Not so much. Read more…
Well here we are again. It’s time for March Madness. It’s a special time when people can throw around terms like dance, bubbles, slippers, and sweet 16 without being labeled a weirdo MTV groupie. Since I love this time of year, I’ve put together a list of tidbit info for Read more…
The 83rd Annual Academy Awards were held Sunday with the award for Best Picture going to “The King’s Speech”. Things got awkward when LeBron James thought he won for televising his decision. After winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress on Sunday, Melissa Leo’s acceptance speech was bleeped out after Read more…
On a recent trip home to Nashville, my big brother Paul and I took his border collie Xena for a walk. It wasn’t long before Paul bragged that border collies are “the rocket scientists of dogs”. Wow. That’s saying a lot, because I don’t know any human being rocket scientists Read more…