US Navy SEALs found Osama Bin Laden in a luxury compound near Islamabad in Pakistan. They took the compound with tactics used specially by American forces. Which means they foreclosed on it. President Obama on Wednesday said that he will not release pictures of Osama Bin Laden’s body. Not that Read more…
While in Raleigh, NC earlier this month, the comedy club wanted me to do a TV appearance on a local morning show. The show was “on location” at the mall, which is a fancy way of saying that their camera truck was taking up three parking spaces and pissing off Read more…
Summer will be over in a couple of months. And not a moment too soon. It feels like Earth has a GPS system, and someone programmed its destination to be the center of the sun. Let’s do some recalculating! I bet Al Gore didn’t grope that masseuse, but rather grabbed Read more…
According to inside sources, prison inmates in California are tired of Lindsay Lohan. See that, Lindsay, it’s like you never left society. Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol because hurting singers’ feelings doesn’t sit well with her conscience. When she told Simon Cowell he said, “Doesn’t sit well with your Read more…