In their loss, US soccer goalie Tim Howard notched a record 16 saves. President Obama called Howard and said if he continues to successfully get in the way like that, he could be named an honorary Congressman. Motley Crue says this year’s tour is their absolute last one, at which Read more…
Hillary Clinton this week criticized Vladimir Putin calling him a “tough guy with a thin skin” which, coincidentally, is also the title of his new picture book of shirtless selfies. While speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference this week Representative Paul Ryan said that there is no civil war Read more…
Lawmakers have proposed a bill that would make Major League Baseball’s Opening Day a federal holiday, which could be the closest Congress gets this year to immigration reform. An 11 year-old girl and a 13 year-old boy in Missouri tied in their county’s spelling bee after both spelled words correctly Read more…
China’s moon rover, the Jade Rabbit, which suffered a potentially crippling breakdown this week, issued a message reading “Goodnight, Earth, Goodnight, humanity,” which China later admitted is a bootleg cut from Justin Bieber’s new album. Florida Representative Trey Radel, who was convicted of cocaine possession, announced this week that he Read more…
This year’s Super Bowl will be between the Seattle Seahawks and the Visitors Bureau of Omaha. Donald Trump said this week that Chris Christie is “one email away from a disaster,” explaining later that he calls Twinkies “emails”. An 18 year-old high school student in Florida, who was suspended after Read more…