NBC has now become the number one network on television due mostly to The Voice, whereas ESPN continues to succeed despite theirs. A paleontologist has named a newly discovered extinct lizard from the Cretaceous era Obamadon gracilis in honor of President Obama, presumably because Republicans have enough dinosaurs. On Wednesday Pope Read more…
Two Republicans, Tim Huelskamp and Justin Amash, were removed from the House Budget Committee by fellow Republican leaders in an effort to reach a compromise on the fiscal cliff. “It sure is scary to think that your own people can kick you out,” said Khloe Kardashian. An aquarium in Utah Read more…
In response to outrageous emails and scandalous threats in the David Petraeus scandal with Paula Broadwell, the CIA said in a statement, “This is why we normally stick with Colombian prostitutes.” President Obama on Wednesday said that there is no evidence that the scandal surrounding David Petraeus harmed national security. Read more…
CNN Tuesday night used the lights on the Empire State Building as a meter to track how many votes each candidate was getting. Until someone pointed out that playing with your lights in New York this week is like playing with your food in Haiti. At the height of the Read more…
Mitt Romney criticized President Obama’s foreign policy saying “Hope is not a strategy.” “So much for Plan B,” said the New York Jets. Mitt Romney accused President Obama of pulling troops out of Iraq too quickly. The White House replied that if it ever takes advice on when to pull Read more…