A man in Argentina was surprised to discover that the toy poodles he bought from an outdoor market were actually ferrets that were given steroids to appear bigger. He became suspicious when he told them to fetch and instead, they won seven Tour de Frances. A prop phaser rifle once Read more…
Rutgers University fired men’s basketball coach Mike Rice after video was released of him throwing balls at players and using homophobic slurs. In other words, someone really wants to be dodgeball coach for the Boy Scouts. A new website has launched called “Chargerback” which helps people who have left items Read more…
Mitt Romney this week criticized President Obama’s handling of the budget sequester and said he wishes he were there to fix it. He tried, of course, but is reminded each time that he’s programmed to “Read Only”. Workers at a gold mine in Australia were fired recently after they recorded Read more…
Now that the Pope has resigned, the papal conclave will soon meet to ask the Holy Spirit for guidance on choosing a successor. It’s like when other groups pray hard for a new leader, only this time it isn’t headed by John Boehner. The owner of a pizza shop in Read more…
Pope Benedict surprised everyone on Monday when he announced that he would step down as Pope at a time of year when most Catholics just give up chocolate. The 85-year-old Pope cited his advanced age as the reason why he’s stepping down. It’s also the reason why he’s starting a Read more…