The World Health Organization said that most people who get the swine flu do not need drugs. Very ironic, seeing that most people who get the swine flu went to Mexico. The U.S. now leads the world in cases of swine flu. But the good news is . . . Read more…
In an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer on Mother's Day, many Major League Baseball players will use pink bats. And to raise awareness for steroid abuse, they'll use tiny, shriveled balls. Quarterback Brett Favre said this week that he may not stay retired. Because when you think Brett Read more…
The swine flu is now in Iowa. Making scientists confident that the virus will now kill itself from boredom. France officials confirmed that the swine flu is infecting some of its residents. So they surrendered. Many suspect that American cases of swine flu originated in Mexico. So President Obama apologized Read more…
Michael Phelps is denying rumors that he's dating controversial pageant contestant Miss California. But confirmed reports that Perez Hilton paid him handsomely for his Speedos. A new device may help brain-dead people post messages online. It's great news for fans of "America's Next Top Model" who really want a Twitter Read more…
John Madden announced his retirement . . . Or as he put it, "divorcing Brett Favre". Then he rambled on while completely over-explaining that retirement means when a guy stops working for a living. Texas Governor Rick Perry said that his state may secede from the Union. Said San Antonio, Read more…