Usually at this time of the year, we make promises to ourselves that read like Kim Jong Il’s trumped up bio. Then somewhere around January 10, when the hangover wears off, we review that list. That’s when we utter what North Koreans do after they defect and see Kim’s resume…. Read more…
The shopper in the “12 Days of Christmas” was a genius. All the gifts were purchased from either a weird bird lady or on craigslist. Yes, craigslist. Where else can you buy 12 drummers drumming or 9 ladies dancing? By the way, the shopper in that song has to be Read more…
If I said the words scandal, heated competition, and popularity polls, what would you think of first? Politics? American Idol? Possible, but I’m talking about something that’s much more intense than politics and a hell of a lot more exciting than glorified karaoke. I’m talking college football. What I did Read more…
When the Miami Heat lost the NBA Championship, a sigh of relief went out in 49 states. You see, most of America learned to resent all things Lebron James in just one year’s time. Did he run a dog fighting ring? Did he cheat on his wife with 20 different Read more…
A little over two years ago, a wayward goose knocked a jet into the Hudson River. It was only through the heroic efforts of a veteran pilot was everyone on board saved. Seems like we need another Captain Sully, only this time it’s not birds we should worry about, but Read more…