The number of liquor licenses in Boston is not keeping up with the city’s rising population. As a result, hundreds of local bars and restaurants are forced to stay dry. “It’s bad for business. Without liquor, nobody needs me,” said a bartender near Fenway Park. “Ditto,” said a fat chick. Read more…
The Middle East trek continues… After the USS Enterprise, we were off to U.A.E., including Dubai. I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard Dubai’s marketing slogan: “Allah can’t see you in Dubai.” I laughed even more when we learned that everything in Dubai is closed during Ramadan. Not a Read more…
As many of you know, I just completed a tour of the Middle East entertaining the troops, and now it’s time to recap the trip. After being there for almost two months, I have a lot to talk about. So I’m splitting up my summary into two parts. Make sure Read more…
When boarding an airplane, it is now illegal to bring things like hair gel, teeth whitener, mascara, suntan lotion, moisturizer, and face cream. Come to think of it, Ryan Seacrest could be a terrorist. In North Carolina, thousands of driver’s license photos were severely smudged because of a defective solution Read more…
Within a span of just eight days, I will pull off what could possibly be the most diverse balancing act in comedy history. Last week I was in middle America, entertaining some college kids in Charleston, IL. This week, I fly to Afghanistan. How’s that for mixing things up? Going Read more…