The Cartoon Network accidentally created a terrorism scare when they placed blinking lights around Boston as part of a new marketing campaign. Most Bostonians, however, weren’t fazed. In fact, Ted Kennedy told TV executives… “You wanna scare me? Put those flashing lights in my rearview mirror when I’m driving around Read more…
I don’t know how much money I spent this past Valentine’s Day, but I hope it was worth it. I should find out soon, I hope. How much time in the sack do I have to look forward to? I hope the bare minimum. See, I have this massive head Read more…
A judge ruled that Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson could travel to Miami to play in the Super Bowl. The message that “champions are above the law” infuriated a lot of people, but it may motivate the Cincinnati Bengals to win more games. A hunter in Washington State contracted Read more…
Tiger Woods’ wife is pregnant. Tiger’s mom told reporters, “It’s about time! What was the par on that hole anyway?” The consulting firm Accenture is developing a system called “The Virtual Family Dinner” that would utilize the technology of videophones and computers to unite distant loved ones with the elderly. Read more…
It’s January, which means I’m another year older. If you’re keeping score, I’m 34. That’s nine years older than anyone in Hollywood, but still five months younger than my sister’s cat who I believe is part sea turtle. I’m feeling good. I can already tell it’s going to be an Read more…