Gary Player expressed concerns that steroids have found their way into golf. He later clarified, “I never said that. I said of all the athletes, golfers have the smallest balls.” Hillary Clinton revealed that she has six staff members devoted solely to reaching women voters in an apparent move to Read more…
I have to share something. I once again caught myself acting like an old man, and it was quite disturbing. Rather than suppress the experience in my memory vault, however, I feel the need to let it out, like you as readers are therapists and I am a patient in Read more…
In the face of criticism, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig told the media, “We have the toughest drug testing in American sports.” After hearing the statement, Barry Bonds laughed so hard, human growth hormone shot out his nose. An unprecedented recruiting effort by the FBI includes giving area high Read more…
Among the suspects arrested in the bombing plots in Britain, three are physicians. According to police, the men are quite irritated…first, their elaborate plan failed. Then, it gets out that they’re British doctors, and now Michael Moore won’t stop calling to talk about nationalized health care. Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Read more…
Jenna Fischer, star of The Office, broke her back after falling down some stairs. NBC later said, “When we heard one of our stars broke their back, we immediately thought it was the cast of Law & Order. After all, they’ve been carrying this network for 15 years.” After getting Read more…