In an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer on Mother's Day, many Major League Baseball players will use pink bats. And to raise awareness for steroid abuse, they'll use tiny, shriveled balls. Quarterback Brett Favre said this week that he may not stay retired. Because when you think Brett Read more…
The swine flu is now in Iowa. Making scientists confident that the virus will now kill itself from boredom. France officials confirmed that the swine flu is infecting some of its residents. So they surrendered. Many suspect that American cases of swine flu originated in Mexico. So President Obama apologized Read more…
Thank God someone is watching out for me and my well being. Some legislators in New York want to monitor salt levels and possibly force food manufacturers to reduce sodium in their products. It's about time!! New York is full of evil, nefarious threats. Things like gangs, ponzi schemers, and Read more…
Michael Phelps is denying rumors that he's dating controversial pageant contestant Miss California. But confirmed reports that Perez Hilton paid him handsomely for his Speedos. A new device may help brain-dead people post messages online. It's great news for fans of "America's Next Top Model" who really want a Twitter Read more…
Do you IM? Depending on your age, that could mean two totally different things, much like hearing that lyric in the Flintstones song about "having a gay ol' time". What a difference a decade makes. When I was in school, the abbreviation IM stood for "Intra-Murals", as in the Read more…