Well the King of Pop passed away. Or as they say in some parts of the country, the King of Soda. That wasn't meant to be disrespectful. It would be, though, if I said the King of Coke, because that title is Whitney Houston's. Mysteries continue to surround Michael Jackson's Read more…
A Comic's Guide to Bachelorette Parties Suggestions for bachelorette parties from a concerned comedian: 1. Dress subtly. It's a lot classier if you go out with your friends and have fun without the veil of condoms and the Life Saver T-shirt that advertises the "suck for a buck" opportunity. Why Read more…
President Obama took back his invitation to Iranian diplomats to attend Fourth of July celebrations in Washington, D.C. To enact poetic justice, he only took back the invitation after allowing them to vote on it. A newspaper in South Carolina released e-mails between Governor Mark Sanford and his Argentinean Mistress, Read more…
Political analysts say that the election in Iran is more Western than we think. For example, voters are passionate, people are debating, and Dennis Kucinich finished dead last. Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatullah Ali Khamenei, said there was no fraud in his nation's election. But he did accidentally refer to Iran Read more…
President Obama is promising to deliver 600,000 jobs this summer. Ironically, those are all positions at the ever-expanding unemployment office. Research shows that President Obama mentions Jesus Christ much more than George W. Bush did. It should be noted that this research was compiled by MSNBC, so they also counted Read more…