Doctors say that Dick Cheney suffered his fifth heart attack, but it was mild and he is recovering. The next day, noting too much obstruction in politics to meet goals, the Grim Reaper resigned. The US Olympic team won the medal count at a Winter Games for the first time Read more…
I had the chance, as did most of America, to watch the Saints win Super Bowl XLIV, which I had to convince my niece stood for “44” in Roman numerals and not some text language slang. Here are my thoughts, in no particular order: I was in Knoxville the weekend Read more…
I’m starting a new crusade. Hug a big kid. That’s right. Go right up and give one a big bear hug. Then if you can, hug a teenager while they’re sending a text message. Not because you’re creepy, but because they’re going to save your life one day and you Read more…
President Obama on Monday proposed ending NASA’s return-to-the-moon program. Before the plug is pulled, NASA will radically speed up another trip to the moon by replacing all rocket boosters with Toyota gas pedals. Andrew Young, the former aide to John Edwards, said this week that the sex tape he has Read more…
A new report shows that the recession has resulted in an increase in liquor sales. Alcohol distributors said, “This recession is the best thing to happen to us.” “Ditto,” said fat chicks. The Saints are in the Super Bowl for the first time ever. But it’s only official, of course, Read more…