While in Raleigh, NC earlier this month, the comedy club wanted me to do a TV appearance on a local morning show. The show was “on location” at the mall, which is a fancy way of saying that their camera truck was taking up three parking spaces and pissing off Read more…
A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island last week. Thankfully, he was quickly arrested outside while he waited for his mom to pick him up. Despite more environmental awareness, carpooling numbers are declining. Apparently Americans prefer to drive themselves to the unemployment office. BP has Read more…
Summer will be over in a couple of months. And not a moment too soon. It feels like Earth has a GPS system, and someone programmed its destination to be the center of the sun. Let’s do some recalculating! I bet Al Gore didn’t grope that masseuse, but rather grabbed Read more…