Topical Jokes January #3

Oprah Winfrey on Monday revealed on her show that she has a long-lost half-sister. Ironically, she found this out while visiting family over the holidays and someone said, “Okay, everyone look under your seats!” Apple CEO Steve Jobs remains on medical leave, but the reason is still unclear. Apple said Read more…

Topical Insights August #3

The last U.S. combat brigade left Iraq this week. The country apparently is indeed becoming Americanized — U.S. troops left after four douchey bouncers walked around yelling, “Let’s go! Drink ‘em up! You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here! Make your way to the exits, people!” Read more…