Most of Los Angeles is surrounded by flames. And according to the new state constitution, none of them can legally marry. Officials in Washington DC are preparing for as many as 4 million people for Barack Obama's inauguration. The high turnout was expected when voters were asked if they could Read more…
People in Peru on Monday offered to send the Obamas their country's national dog, a breed which is hypoallergenic, bald and toothless. Because if any dog needs hope, it's this one. Bill Cosby this week dismissed the theory that his hit 80s show "The Cosby Show" helped Barack Obama win Read more…
President Bush called Barack Obama to congratulate him on his victory. Then he asked about a repeat win next year before realizing he mixed up his notecard with the one for black athletes. At his victory speech in Chicago, a sea of Obama supporters chanted "Yes we can!" Which means Read more…
American Express announced that it will cut 7,000 jobs. Employees will get the word in a text message that reads, "Your updated resume. Don't leave home without it." Manuel Uribe, the fattest man in the world, got married this weekend. Making it official . . . He has let Read more…
Angelina Jolie says she is excited about her upcoming movie about a woman who is given a child that is not her own. It's called, "The Angelina Jolie Story". Apple announced a 26 percent increase in quarterly profits. Meaning that iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession Read more…