President Bush threw out the first pitch at the Texas Rangers home opener on Monday. Then in the third inning, he told the fans "Mission Accomplished" and declared the game officially over. President Obama correctly picked the University of North Carolina to win the NCAA basketball tournament. Unfortunately for the Read more…
General Motors said it would decide this week what to do with its struggling Hummer brand. They would have done this last week, but some douche with a Hummer took up three parking spaces and everyone had to circle the lot until now. Madonna arrived in Malawi this week prepared Read more…
President Obama is sending 500 more agents to the southwestern border to fight Mexican drug cartels. And to even the playing field, they're all going in one car. Hillary Clinton wants to reassure Mexico that the U.S. will help fight their drug war. I see . . . now it's Read more…
Osama bin Laden came out with a new video. President Obama hasn't seen it, but he still gave the DVD as a gift to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. NASA said that just before take off, a bat attached itself to the space shuttle's outer foam. No word on whether Read more…
In a recent blog post, Meghan McCain, the 24 year-old daughter of John McCain, writes that she does not want to date men who voted for Obama, but is repulsed by men who are obsessive supporters of her father. Which is why she basically just sits at home and Twitters Read more…