A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island last week. Thankfully, he was quickly arrested outside while he waited for his mom to pick him up. Despite more environmental awareness, carpooling numbers are declining. Apparently Americans prefer to drive themselves to the unemployment office. BP has Read more…
According to inside sources, prison inmates in California are tired of Lindsay Lohan. See that, Lindsay, it’s like you never left society. Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol because hurting singers’ feelings doesn’t sit well with her conscience. When she told Simon Cowell he said, “Doesn’t sit well with your Read more…
Wrongfully-ousted government employee Shirley Sherrod said she needs more time to think about the President’s new job offer. This time, however, Obama plans to watch the whole tape before deciphering what she means by that. Unemployment benefits were finally renewed. That’s good news for anyone who gets cut from Southern Read more…
Hillary Clinton is busy planning the wedding of her daughter Chelsea. Who wants to bet the bridesmaid dresses aren’t blue? President Obama hopes to double the number of U.S. exports over the next five years. But he still objects to Arizona having that same goal. Former hot dog eating champion Read more…
Joe Biden reportedly told an ice cream vendor to “quit being a smart ass”. It happened when the Vice President ordered a Rocky Road and the vendor said, “One scoop of re-election, coming up.” A masseuse in Oregon claims that Al Gore sexually harassed her. In his defense, when Al Read more…