Enraged…but Without Acne

Just when you thought those shorts were enough to disgrace cycling, here comes Floyd Landis. He dropped a bombshell by admitting to using performance-enhancing drugs, but let’s face it, he would have more credibility these days if his last name were Lohan. He’s been lying to the sports world for Read more…

Masters Facts

With the Masters golf tournament now over, I felt compelled to read up on the history of this storied event. As a sports fan, I was blown away by some little known facts. Did you know… The champion of course gets to don the famous green jacket. What most people Read more…

True American Heroes

I saw my hero the other day. It was in a crowded restaurant. He was about 85 years old and he sat about two tables away from mine, where he read the paper, sipped coffee, and farted repeatedly without an ounce of shame. “Pfoopt-pfoopt”. Like a cap gun on the Read more…

Gold Medal Distraction

The sporting world has been bustling lately. The U.S. hockey team lost gold in the Olympics in what went down as the 1,000th thing more exciting than curling. It’s no surprise that Canada has better hockey players than us. What surprises me is that we’re not a permanent powerhouse in Read more…