It was announced that the Food and Drug Administration (a.k.a. Miami Vice in labcoats) may pass a ban on energy drinks that contain both alcohol and caffeine. That’s bad news for manufacturers…and for college kids who like to party like truckers. Four states have already banned such drinks, including Utah. Read more…
After a recent show in New York, I met a girl at the bar. “I really liked your show. You have a different sense of humor.” Not wanting to leave a compliment hanging, I reciprocated. “Thank you! Glad you had fun. You have nice dimples.” Then things turned sour. “Are Read more…
I get excited when autumn approaches. The weather cools down, playoff baseball gets going, and I’m officially done with wedding gift obligations. Sweet land of freedom! And of course there’s football. I prefer college to pro football for a variety of reasons — mainly because I can enjoy highlights on Read more…
Summer will be over in a couple of months. And not a moment too soon. It feels like Earth has a GPS system, and someone programmed its destination to be the center of the sun. Let’s do some recalculating! I bet Al Gore didn’t grope that masseuse, but rather grabbed Read more…
I recently got an email from someone who saw my show. She thought (correctly) that since I’m a comedian and Catholic, that I would be interested to know that there was once a St. Hilarius. Sure enough, I looked it up. He was even Pope from 461 to 468. But Read more…