People in Peru on Monday offered to send the Obamas their country's national dog, a breed which is hypoallergenic, bald and toothless. Because if any dog needs hope, it's this one. Bill Cosby this week dismissed the theory that his hit 80s show "The Cosby Show" helped Barack Obama win Read more…
President Bush called Barack Obama to congratulate him on his victory. Then he asked about a repeat win next year before realizing he mixed up his notecard with the one for black athletes. At his victory speech in Chicago, a sea of Obama supporters chanted "Yes we can!" Which means Read more…
Football Trick or Treating I feel the need to explain myself. I love Vanderbilt football, as many of you know. But after their most recent loss, as I recovered my shoe from inside the television set, it occurred to me that many of you don't understand why I get so Read more…
American Express announced that it will cut 7,000 jobs. Employees will get the word in a text message that reads, "Your updated resume. Don't leave home without it." Manuel Uribe, the fattest man in the world, got married this weekend. Making it official . . . He has let Read more…
Angelina Jolie says she is excited about her upcoming movie about a woman who is given a child that is not her own. It's called, "The Angelina Jolie Story". Apple announced a 26 percent increase in quarterly profits. Meaning that iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession Read more…