Ponzi-scheme fraud Bernard Madoff has been surrounded by crowding photographers for days now. All without showing his cooter, Britney. Can you believe it? Scientists are looking for ways to destroy a 10-mile wide asteroid that could slam into Earth in 2036. The most popular option is blocking it with Rod Read more…
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich returned to work Wednesday despite being arrested on Tuesday. He explained his commitment to his work by saying, "That Senate seat ain't gonna sell itself!" FBI wiretaps of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich reveal that he repeatedly used extremely foul language. In his defense, most of those Read more…
A Keith Christmas This is without a doubt my favorite time of the year. A season for family, friends, and good tidings to everyone except people who talk on their bluetooths in the mall. We get it . . . It's small, it's blue, you're important. The least these people Read more…
Many Latino-Americans have said they think Barack Obama should include more Hispanics in his administration. Especially since fixing the country is a job most Americans don't want. It was noted this week that many of the people in Barack Obama's new cabinet are basketball players, including Eric Holder and Susan Read more…
Most of Los Angeles is surrounded by flames. And according to the new state constitution, none of them can legally marry. Officials in Washington DC are preparing for as many as 4 million people for Barack Obama's inauguration. The high turnout was expected when voters were asked if they could Read more…