According to a new report, New York City had a record 48 million tourists in 2010. It was actually a lot less than that, but the report counted everyone stranded at JFK and LaGuardia. Debbie Boehner, the wife of new Speaker of the House John Boehner, said this week that Read more…
Halloween Weekend in the NFL Buffalo Bills fans were seen on Halloween dressed as mythical entities: Bigfoot, space aliens, and the Lombardi Trophy. Brett Favre really got into the Halloween spirit. He was overheard asking a female reporter if she liked bobbing for “apples”. Zombie fans gathered in Texas to Read more…
The last U.S. combat brigade left Iraq this week. The country apparently is indeed becoming Americanized — U.S. troops left after four douchey bouncers walked around yelling, “Let’s go! Drink ‘em up! You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here! Make your way to the exits, people!” Read more…
A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island last week. Thankfully, he was quickly arrested outside while he waited for his mom to pick him up. Despite more environmental awareness, carpooling numbers are declining. Apparently Americans prefer to drive themselves to the unemployment office. BP has Read more…
Summer will be over in a couple of months. And not a moment too soon. It feels like Earth has a GPS system, and someone programmed its destination to be the center of the sun. Let’s do some recalculating! I bet Al Gore didn’t grope that masseuse, but rather grabbed Read more…