The Cartoon Network accidentally created a terrorism scare when they placed blinking lights around Boston as part of a new marketing campaign. Most Bostonians, however, weren’t fazed. In fact, Ted Kennedy told TV executives… “You wanna scare me? Put those Read more…
I don’t know how much money I spent this past Valentine’s Day, but I hope it was worth it. I should find out soon, I hope. How much time in the sack do I have to look forward to? I Read more…
A judge ruled that Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson could travel to Miami to play in the Super Bowl. The message that “champions are above the law” infuriated a lot of people, but it may motivate the Cincinnati Bengals Read more…
Tiger Woods’ wife is pregnant. Tiger’s mom told reporters, “It’s about time! What was the par on that hole anyway?” The consulting firm Accenture is developing a system called “The Virtual Family Dinner” that would utilize the technology of videophones Read more…
It’s January, which means I’m another year older. If you’re keeping score, I’m 34. That’s nine years older than anyone in Hollywood, but still five months younger than my sister’s cat who I believe is part sea turtle. I’m feeling Read more…