Patience is a virtue best learned cold. At least for me it was. Every Christmas morning when I was growing up, my family would gather in a circle and…wait for it…take turns opening presents!! It was truly Rockwellian if Norman Read more…
Forbes this week listed The Rock as the top money-making actor of 2013. Coming in second place–The Scissors. Toys R Us announced this week that its stores will remain open for 87 straight hours leading up to Christmas. Also announced Read more…
The sign language interpreter on stage during Nelson Mandela’s memorial service is being criticized for knowing a limited amount of sign language and for causing some mourners to suddenly steal second base. During the Air Force One flight to South Read more…
President Obama this week declared he will fight to make sure the Affordable Care Act works and will spend the rest of his presidency doing it. Which could be the most official complaint ever for long tech-support hold times. Vice Read more…
Florida police are searching for the thieves who stole 500,000 dollars worth of Red Bull from a warehouse. Suspects are believed to be armed and incredibly chatty. The Post Office reported that on average the American home now receives only Read more…