Empty Promises

Well, folks…an entire year has passed us yet again. Have any of us accomplished the resolutions that we confidently laid down last December? If you represent the average American, then the answer is a resounding “no”. Your garage is still cluttered, your long lost college friends remain unaccounted for, and Read more…

Revisionist History

This is by far my favorite time of the year. December 2, 1:50 PM. There is no better time for me, folks. Except maybe for midnight right before a daylight savings time change. Forward or back? That’s exhilarating drama! Seriously, this time between major family holidays is truly special. Most Read more…

Final Political Reality Check

The Bush and Kerry Battle Extravaganza will soon end. So here’s my take on things. First, I was wrong in my prediction of the Mets winning the World Series. But I’m pumped how it all turned out. Congratulations Boston, and suck it, Yankees. Now that I bring it up, the Read more…